Even before I was pregnant for the first time, I knew that some of the roles I would take on as a mother would include feeding, changing diapers, hugging, kissing, dressing and many other things. What I didn't know was that there were a whole host of titles I would earn along the way.
- Remover of Giant Boogies in Super Tiny Noses
- Stuffed Animal Surgeon
- Master of Super Gluing Tiny Toys (and my fingers) Back Together
- Supreme Being of Vomit Cleanup (especially in the middle of the night)
- Bedtime Bargainer
- Constant Counter of 1...2...3...4....
- Decider of "Poop or Chocolate?" Dilemma
- Head Elf in Santa's Workshop
- Missing Toy Detective
- Bedtime Stuffed Animal Arranger
- Middle of the Night Water Retriever
- Mama Kangaroo (aka babywearer)
Becoming a parent is an adventure in itself and I can't wait to see what roles are yet to come!
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